A poor egg
So you think life is bad ? How would you like to be an egg !! You only get layed once, You only get smashed once !! it takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft , you share your box with 5 other guys And after 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you get a good poking by a load o…f soldiers. But worst of all the only chick that ever sat...